Crime is Common, Logic is Rare

May 30

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

(via deduction019)

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regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

(via kick-it-up-a-notch)

julianenjoyshisburrito:

strobe-lights:

I’m Loki and the boyfriend is Thor. Seems oddly appropriate. 

FUCK YEAH AGENT COULSON!

julianenjoyshisburrito:

strobe-lights:

I’m Loki and the boyfriend is Thor. Seems oddly appropriate. 

FUCK YEAH AGENT COULSON!

(Source: becks28nz)

May 29

So these

Little shits come thru the drive tru today at work on bicycle
Strike one
I hate when people do that or they walk up come the fuck inside in case we get legit orders in cars who CAN’T just abandon their vehicles in the drive thru plus they were kids which auto irk me AND I knew they get shakes like always and they did and I was table but I’d have to do it since fountain was busy getting an order as order taker wasn’t there

The boy wants one chocolate shake (there are two of them an they always get two like one each) I ring him up he proceeds to empty his pockets not once not twice but THRICE to divest himself of his currency so I have to count out 2.68 from mostly pennies and nickels and like four quarters while he’s all “I should get eleven cents back” (actually twelve and I counted slooow as to get out of doing the shakes as they suck. And did! Cook did it! :D! How nice)

But that was strike two

Strike three came as they were bouncing their handlebars on the edge of the window will and possibly the window I was getting irked. I handed out the shake and the other boy promptly hands me a five dollar bill and says he wants the same.

I was pissed and had to get it ready as s was still getting other peoples orders but she stepped in to finish as I did buns. There was a small chef salad I think so I moved overto make that. The salad making/hot dog/potato salad/slaw/etc area is right across from the window and like parallel to the box to speak to the drive thru. Wot do you think I saw?

I saw this 12 year old or perhaps younger kid look straight at me, laugh, then grab at his chest and pretend to jiggle tits while pulling a face at me.

I legit wanted to open the window and drag myself out it to beat him in the face until he was bloody on the pavement. Strike three. Not bad enough you come through the drive thru on bikes which I hate. Not bad enough you pay for a shake I THANKFULLY didn’t have to make in spare change.

No. You then have to do THAT. Does anyone wonder why I constantly wear baggy shirts and slouch LOL COS RIGHT HERE IS A GOOD REASON

I FUCKING HATE KID BOYS I SHOULD HAVE SLASHED HIM WITH A TIRE IRON OR KNIFE OR SOMETHING

why am i humming yankee doodle

why

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: nottheworstthing
The next person caught telling junior agents that Stark is a “semi-reformed supervillain” will be liable for any medical expenses that ensue.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: nottheworstthing

The next person caught telling junior agents that Stark is a “semi-reformed supervillain” will be liable for any medical expenses that ensue.]

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

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